Society Says We’re Unemployable Misfits

 SO WE SAY, SCREW SOCIETY AND WHAT IT HAS TO SAY! 

 
 

Welcome to Professional Idiots! We are far from a conventional company and will never be one.  
 

Instead, we are a small group of open-minded, free-spirited individuals who live life on our terms. We don’t allow society to judge us, and we don’t judge others. 

Who we are is a company that promotes our people to be creative and express themselves how they see fit. This means dressing how they like, not being afraid to speak what’s on their mind, and developing a system that works for them. For example, if you need a 10ft Buda to pray to before you start work each day, we’ll find one for you – (freak, welcome aboard.)

What makes us unique is our open minds and our ability easily accept people no matter what they look like, their beliefs, or their sexual preferences. We hire people who are seen as unemployable by society for those reasons.
 
Loaded with ink? Great, let’s compare. Do you have a 3-inch nose ring? Sweet, bring it. As a guy, do you like to wear dresses and make-up? Great, we have Nair. Are you Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, or anything else? Amazingly fabulicious, we want you.

What we do here at Professional Idiots is take concepts we create, build them, test them, grow them, and then, make money from them. 

Do You Have What It Takes to be a Professional Idiot?

Well, let’s see, extra points to anyone who can say any of the following applies to you:

  • You once gave your father “the talk”
  • You brought a knife to a gunfight…just to even the odds
  • Panhandlers give you money
  • Sharks have a week dedicated to you
  • You taught Chuck Norris martial arts
  • Your business card simply says “I’ll call you
     
  • You live vicariously through yourself
  • If opportunity knocks, and you’re not home, opportunity waits
  • You taught a German Shepherd to bark in French
  • Mosquitoes refuse to bite you purely out of respect
  • You never wear a watch because time is always on your side

(If you can say yes to any of the above, then we want you on our team for sure!)

Take Note
We are looking to only work with the bomb-diggity. Our peer. Someone that learns from us as much as we learn from them. Someone we will be proud to say they are a part of our idiot family and will play a large role in pushing the company forward. 

Holly shit batman, this is my dream company; I’m your homie; what do I need to do? 

We don’t read resumes. We hire based on personality, not experience.
Fluff, jargon, and job titles mean nothing to us. We want to see who you really are.

Tell us what it’s like to work with you. Be real, be honest, be you.

And don’t forget to include your contact info.

Click here to submit your video resume
No downloads. No signups. Just hit record and be yourself. 
Just hit start and stop when done and include your contact info.