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Society Says We're Unemployable Misfits



Welcome to Professional Idiots! We are far from a conventional company and will never be one.  

Instead, we are a small group of open-minded, free-spirited individuals who live life on our terms. We don't allow society to judge us, and we don't judge others. 

Who we are is a company that promotes our people to be creative and express themselves how they see fit. This means dressing how they like, not being afraid to speak what's on their mind, and developing a system that works for them. For example, if you need a 10ft Buda to pray to before you start work each day, we'll find one for you - (freak, welcome aboard.)


What makes us unique is our open minds and our ability easily accept people no matter what they look like, their beliefs, or their sexual preferences. We hire people who are seen as unemployable by society for those reasons.
Loaded with ink? Great, let's compare. Do you have a 3-inch nose ring? Sweet, bring it. As a guy, do you like to wear dresses and make-up? Great, we have Nair. Are you Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, or anything else? Amazingly fabulicious, we want you.

What we do here at Professional Idiots is take concepts we create, build them, test them, grow them, and then, make money from them. 

Do You Have What It Takes to be a Professional Idiot?

Well, let's see, extra points to anyone who can say any of the following applies to you:


You once gave your father "the talk".

You brought a knife to a gunfight...

just to even the odds.

Panhandlers give you money.

Sharks have a week 

dedicated to you.

You live vicariously through yourself.

If opportunity knocks, and you're not home, opportunity waits.

Mosquitoes refuse to bite you

purely out of respect.

You are left-handed. And right-handed.

 You once flirted with danger, and danger got clingy.

You taught a German

Shepherd to bark in French.

You have won the lifetime 

achievement award… twice.

You taught Chuck Norris martial arts.

Your business card simply says “I’ll call you.

 You never wear a watch because time is always on your side.

​(If you can say yes to any of the above, then we want you on our team for sure!)

Take Note:

We are looking to only work with the bomb-diggity. Someone that learns from us as much as we learn from them. Someone we will be proud to say is a part of our family and will play a large role in pushing Professional Idiots forward. 

I am your homie, what next?  Click here.

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