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Est. 2018 · Las Vegas, NV

SOCIETY SAYS WE'RE
UNEMPLOYABLE MISFITS So We Say, Screw Society And What It Has To Say!

The Idiocy
“The journey of innovation is a never-ending process. The day you stop moving forward is the day you fall behind.”

We’re a forward-thinking team building custom software, AI-powered automation, and business systems designed to reduce costs, eliminate repetitive work, and change the way companies operate. We are not a conventional development company—and we have no intention of becoming one.

Our people don’t all look alike, think alike, or solve problems the same way. We question assumptions, challenge bad ideas, and approach problems from directions others overlook.

“We have no such word as ‘impossible’ in our dictionary.”

Most business software was built for an industry—not for the way your company actually works. That means unnecessary features, multiple subscriptions, and workflows that force your team to adapt to the software.

We do the opposite.

We study how you actually operate, identify wasted time and unnecessary costs, then build a custom system around your company, your people, and your processes.

No per-seat fees. No endless licensing. No forcing your business into someone else’s software.

We design. We develop. We automate. We eliminate waste.

At Professional Idiots, you’re limited only by your imagination.

If you can dream it, we can code it.

LIKE OUR STYLE?

Request a private look at our work or set up a call with our team. We'll show you what we've built, hear what you have in mind, and tell you if we're the right idiots for the job.

Let's Build Something

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A PROFESSIONAL IDIOT?

Well, let's see. Extra points to anyone who can say any of the following applies to you:

You once gave your father “the talk.”
You brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds.
Panhandlers give you money.
Sharks have a week dedicated to you.
You live vicariously through yourself.
If opportunity knocks, and you're not home, opportunity waits.
You taught a German Shepard to bark in French.
Mosquitoes refuse to bite you purely out of respect.
You are left-handed. And right-handed.
You once flirted with danger, and danger got clingy.
You have won the lifetime achievement award… twice.
You taught Chuck Norris martial arts.
Your business card simply says “I'll call you.”
You never wear a watch because time is always on your side.

(If you can say yes to any of the above, then we want you on our team for sure!)

Take Note:

We are looking to only work with the bomb-diggity. Someone that learns from us as much as we learn from them. Someone we will be proud to say is a part of our dysfunctional family and will play a large role in pushing Professional Idiots forward.

I am your idiot, what next? Send your resume to [email protected]