Badass Administrative Assistant
At Professional Idiots, we're seeking an open-minded badass administrative assistant to join our team of idiots and help us manage and grow our companies. We are seeking a creative thinker who can think outside the box.
Here is a perfect example of thinking outside the box.
When I was a teen, I wanted to mail this letter to a girl I liked, but I did not have any postage stamps at the time. To solve this problem, I got the idea to reverse the sender's and receiver's names on the envelope.
Basically, I used my name and address as the "mail to" and her name and address as the "return to.” I dropped it in the mailbox without postage.
What happens when you mail something without a stamp? They returned it to the sender, Bingo, and she got the letter.
I think I just admitted to defrauding the United States Postal Service. Oh well.
That's the ideal person we seek—someone who can be creative in their thinking to come up with solutions to solve challenging problems.
Mad skillz required
Excellent writing skills (you won the Nobel Prize in literature (twice))
You have a vision (you can see more than just dead people)
You can manage ten things at once (you are left-handed and right-handed)
You are amazing at solving problems (Ukraine sought you to help them avoid a war, but you could not agree on financial terms)
You are loyal and trustworthy (In museums, you are allowed to touch the art)
You don't take no for an answer (when someone says no to you, you just smile because that's exactly what you were expecting)
Be Open-Minded Not necessarily a swinger, but open-minded to accepting the facts that your not working for a big company; you're working for a grassroots company.
YOU MUST HAVE A GOOD LAPTOP AND A CAR. WE ARE LOCATED IN HENDERSON BY THE RAIDERS CAMP
About Professional Idiots
People often have many questions about what Professional Idiots is and what we do as a company. So below, we have replied to some of the most frequently asked questions in video format.
Why? because we're idiots remember, we're illiterate.
What businesses does PI own?
You will learn that in your interview.
Can you be serious for a minute? What do you do?
What is required?
How can working for you change my situation?
You believe in me, and I will believe in you. No, you're not getting a loan but this is exactly where you might be now and where you will be.
Who will I be working for?
Someone almost as cool as this.
We are looking to only work with the bomb-diggity. Our peer. Someone that learns from us as much as we learn from them. Someone we will be proud to say they are a part of our idiot family and will play a large role in pushing the company forward.
NOTE: We are a garage based startup working out of an apartment in Henderson.
How do I apply?
Fuck resumes, we want to see your creative side, so your resume MUST be a "VIDEO RESUME" (Why? Because we're idiots and we can't read, remember? duh.) You can use a free transfer service like Wetransfer, Dropbox, etc., and send it to the email below.
Tell us why we should pick you, tell us what it will be like to work with you each day, tell us about yourself and your current situation.